THIS SOLVES EVERYTHING!

Or does it?

Hello! A while ago, I applied for a grant that I didn’t think I’d get. A couple of weeks ago, I heard that I’d got it and then last Tuesday it was paid. A friend asked me if it had brought up some money stuff. It had, of course. I wrote the following within hours of checking my account:

Woke up to the money in my bank and, having spent the last few days …